I just want to be slightly drunk, half naked, and completely on top of someone.
You wanted smooth sailing and I’ve always been a tsunami.
This is so great
remember when the avengers was new?
remember how exciting it was to finally have some of our favorite superheros interacting in one movie?
remember getting chills during this scene?
remember feeling like a superhero when the screen went black and the credit music came on?
Please never forget how special The Avengers is.
You’re under no obligation to be the same person you were five minutes ago.
is there like financial aid for concert tickets
I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.
Then I spend time with teenagers.
And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.
When you find a fresh new reaction image and you search desperately for any possible way you can use it
I feel like this is essentially how all of my friendships start.
you gotta be careful with girls named katherine because it could be spelled katherine or kathryn or catherine cathryn katherin kcatcheyn ckathcryrn catrchckern kathtrine
so my brother only has one eye and one time in art class the teacher said “draw your neighbors eye” so he took his fake eye out and sat it on the girls desk that was sitting next to him and she screamed and started crying
Your brother is golden